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If you’ve looked at job postings, you know that there’s one thing really big and trendy right now, and that’s blockchains. But the other trendy thing is Machine Learning! We’ll talk about the Daily WTF’s Initial Coin Offering at a later date, but for right now, we’re excited to announce our new ML efforts.

Specifically, we recognize that there’s a certain structure and pattern to our articles, and instead of paying human writers, we can instead employ the latest machine learning systems to generate new articles that will be indistinguishable from the articles you know and love. The ideal tool, of course, would be an Recurrent Neural Network, which we could train based off previous articles. Unfortunately, that involves a lot of GPU power, and we’re already using our GPUs to get ready for that ICO I mentioned. Shhhh. It’s a secret.

In any case, since we couldn’t use an RNN, we opted for the next best thing: a Markov Chain. I’m sure what follows will be a perfectly good article.


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